famovs:

sassafranski:

fuxit:

soccer-mom:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

Oh my god

I just shit myself

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

(via daydreamerally)

"Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are stupid, not blind."

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

(via seehavenn)

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

(via liftedtrucksanddirtyslutss)

"you dying bruh"

webMD’s answer for everything (via whitegirlsaintshit)

(Source: ajuran, via liftedtrucksanddirtyslutss)

(Source: pixiv.net, via daydreamerally)

gayisthenewokay:

in-toxicatd:

I can’t wait for the day that instead of “It’s late, I have to go.” you will say “It’s late, let’s go to bed.”

this is so cute

(via daydreamerally)

swolizard:

napping naked on top of a girl you like is one of the best things you can ever do. like not completely on her but your legs between hers, head on her boobs/ stomach while she’s scratching your head and back. thats the shit i look forward to when Im married

(via liftedtrucksanddirtyslutss)

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